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Funny Of Selfish People Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons. But they just know that things will get worse if they stay.
Unknown
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people don't care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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Our faith should be expressed in working toward a better planet for our children and not the selfish, juvenile hope for a better afterlife for ourselves. I don't think anyone is going to Hell because it only exists in the minds of people who wish ill-will on others.
Greg Graffin
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Most people are only concerned with their own heart, they don't care if they break yours...
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I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.
Charles Dudley Warner
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What good are friends if we are selfish with our friends.
Unknown
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I think Bush has a very selfish, arrogant point of view. I think he is interested in power, I think he believes his truth is the only truth, and that he will do what he wants to do despite the people.
Harry Belafonte
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Before my accident I was a little too... selfish and self-absorbed and for me, to now be at the place where I can kinda give back and inspire people. I'm blessed. I'm really blessed.
Rick Allen
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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It's hard to get people to overcome the thought that they have to take care of themselves first. It's hard to get players to give in to the group and become selfless as opposed to selfish.
Isiah Thomas
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Whenever I release a record, it's my record. It's not a selfish thought. I may work all year 'round for other people. So, finally, when I come out with my own album, it should be me with the creative help of other musicians.
Eberhard Weber
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The great danger for family life, in the midst of any society whose idols are pleasure, comfort and independence, lies in the fact that people close their hearts and become selfish.
Pope John Paul II
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Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
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And, one thing I definitely enjoyed personally, from a selfish point of view, was exploration and going to places that I had never been to before and learning, you know, meeting the people and getting to know, new sights and sounds, etc.
Duane G Carey
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The reality is irrelevant. [House looks into the clinic and sees Cecelia sitting there.] I'll prove it. People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass. People who don't know me see a cripple, treat me as a cripple. What kind of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact?
Dr Gregory House
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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