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People come into your life, and some of those people leave. People change. If they were real while they were in your life remember them that way. Life has a funny way of affecting people. Things happen. Make good memories and always keep moving forward. You're your own director in your own movie. Grant some people main rolls. Let some people play extras. But regardless of who you chose for the credits...Make sure you produce a movie that you're proud of.
Zach Taylor
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To be broken is usually a bad thing, but there is a good way for people to be broken. Just as seeds cant sprout in hard soil, nothing good can grow in your heart if it is hard and selfish.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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It's perfectly legal to be stupid at times but some people just completely take advantage.
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I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's too many of them, especially my age in LA. I like to get to know people, and you have to peel away so many layers of those people. Just give me someone who's relaxed and c.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
Surgeo Bell
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Its funny now, like trying to socialize with people. Theres this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird.
Robert Pattinson
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I can't be around depressed people, I laugh when people cry. I don't mean to I just find it funny.
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?
John Mendoza
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George SPatton
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Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Noel Coward
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Daniel Tosh
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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
Abraham Lincoln
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It's so funny & crazy when people say they are done dealing with people that act like kids yet they are the biggest kid!
Unknown
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
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All that some actresses want is for people to take them seriously instead of caring about how they look. For me, Ive worked hard for people to think Im funny.
Nikki Cox
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Unknown
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