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I think it would be bizarre to pick somebody to speak at the convention based on their s..ual preference, because once you go down that road, why don't you pick a transvestite?
Gary Bauer
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I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
Andy Rooney
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My first kiss was when I was 7, and it was scandalous because he was 10! I only did it so he would pick me on our neighborhood baseball team. And at the time, I thought it was great, but then it sucked because he didn't even pick me!
Jessica Alba
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So now I feel I'm lucky in the respect that I can sort of pick a little more carefully, which is tricky because as a black actress, there aren't that many roles to pick from.
Rachel True
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These are very subtle things, of course, and I don't expect everyone to pick them up consciously, but I think that there is something there that you must be able to feel, there is an energy at work that I must trust my audience will be able to pick up at some level.
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
Mark Twain
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Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you here. Wow! thanks you very much for your coming.
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Men fail to realize that a woman can give more away in 1 weeks times than a man can go out and pick up in 6 months if she chooses. We are sitting on the gold mine.not them!
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Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.
Craig Kilborn
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Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat a.. is calling me.
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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When you stumble, pick yourself up! Never wait for someone to pick and get you back to life. After all, you were born alone, single and strong. Remember that
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I am sick and tired of trying to pick up the pieces and then have you come along and crush them. Well guess what, I am going to pick up the pieces and put them together somewhere else far away from you.
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Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get up.
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A friend is someone who tries to pick you up when youve fallen. And if they cant pick you up, they lay down beside you.
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If I could pick any moment from Christmas and always keep it new, out of all the moments I would pick the Christmas I spent with you.
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
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Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
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