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Funny Random Thought Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Random Thought" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
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Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. For, as has been pointed out several times, there is no such thing as a random number, there are only methods to produce random numbers, and a strict arithmetic procedure of course is not such a method.
John Von Neumann
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Random acts of kindness are not random. They are actions of people holding themselves to a higher standard.
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I wanna spend one whole day doing random acts of kindness for random people and asking for nothing in return.
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Remember to always forgive your enemies - Nothing will annoy them more then this!.... Another random thought! LOL
Khloe Kardashian
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Two things I love about our new home: random hot air balloons and lots of live music in the most random places!
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Twitter's too heavy for me lately. I'm being read waaaay too much with the most random thought-provoking things. Too much.
Keri Hilson
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O! many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant! And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!
Walter Scott
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W C Fields
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Unknown
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Random thought, I should get a tattoo of a smiley face on my foot and call it happy feet. Haha.
Justin Bieber
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
Unknown
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I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
Unknown
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Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects; for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action.
Karl Jaspers
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Rami Belson
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
Unknown
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No one will win the battle of the s..es, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger
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