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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.
Bob Saget
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The stereotypical myth that Asians are quicker & more efficient in airport security lines has been dispelled today at the SF airport.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
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Acting is not about dressing up. Acting is about stripping bare. The whole essence of learning lines is to forget them so you can make them sound like you thought of them that instant.
Glenda Jackson
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One of my favorite poets, Neruda, writes close to the bone. Though I know only a little Spanish, I like to compare the Spanish and English lines and see how the translator worked.
Anita Diament
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I used to teach kids when I was younger. When I was about 14 or 15 I started teaching children drama and something that I used to say to them was, 'Don't be afraid.' People would be afraid of forgetting their lines or something.
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And when we draw lines in the sand with regard to certain basic things that are vital to our interest and to the interest of democracy and our friends around the world, we have to be willing to back that up.
Fred Thompson
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If education is always to be conceived along the same antiquated lines of a mere transmission of knowledge, there is little to be hoped from it in the bettering of man's future.
Maria Montessori
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Homicide detective tryin to threaten me with some time, only thing I ever murdered was college ruled lines, there's a patent in punishment in America's design, arrested and incarcerated for other peoples crimes its so amazing.
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A lot of the fun lies in trying to penetrate the mystery; and this is best done by saying over the lines to yourself again and again, till they pass through the stage of sounding like nonsense, and finally return to a full sense that had at first escaped notice.
Anthony Hecht
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