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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
Hussein Nishah
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
Boat_Grandberry
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Don't let me scare you. Usually, guys are nervous. I think they are afraid of me. I don't think I look scary. Be however you are. Don't try to be what you're not. If you're nervous, be nervous. If you're shy, be shy. It's cute.
Adriana Lima
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Ive tried Botox, but it scares me. Plastic surgery is really scary, but as long as you dont use these things to change your face, I think its okay. If I put on a few pounds, it goes straight to my butt. Im s..y but Im not intimidating. I do have cellulite. So much of your life you spend trying to prove yourself, trying to make things happen, trying to get somewhere else. But then you get in your late 30s and 40s and realize life is pretty amazing right in front of you if you can just be present in it.
Cindy Crawford
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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My parents were really strict when I was growing up. When we all went to the theatre to see the first Scary Movie I warned my momma when I told her to get up and go and buy popcorn, she had to go and buy popcorn. But I'd like to think that I'd broken my parents in early. At least because I could have been part of a raunchier movie so that when I go on to play a crack whor.. that's naked all the time my parents won't be so upset.
Anna Faris
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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When you are young, your whole life is about fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap, and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone to catch you. And in life ,there is no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary.?
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