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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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When you are young, your whole life is about fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap, and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone to catch you. And in life ,there is no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary.?
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I wasn't sure if I was allergic to hay or not, I'm from Kentucky and you would think I would know but I didn't. I took an antihistamine and I didn't know that they make your blood thin and your heat race. So I was spending all day screaming and I almost fainted once. Right before I fainted I came to and opened my eyes and I didn't know where I was or who anyone was so I took a breather and started up again. It was almost happening each time and all I knew was that the scream was the intention to get my sister to leave the barn. So when I see it now I know how I felt and what I was trying to do. It was so scary for me how I was feeling that it scares me now.
Jennifer Carpenter
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You say you desire me, you say you want to be with me, you say you love me, I look into your eyes and all I see is love for me, its scary sometimes, sometimes I feel like I'm suffocating when I'm in your eye site, your gaze burns through me, but I don't know what I'd do if you weren't there... I hope you can feel my love for you the way I feel your love for me.
Harriet Morgan
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
Terry Mark
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Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
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You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
David R Ellis
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That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
South Park
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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