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Funny Short Facebook Statushole Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it & scares everyone.
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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