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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.
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Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
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The harder you try to be funny, the less funny you will be.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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