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Funny Survival Quotes & Sayings
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In this business, fame lasts for a second. You can be blown up and be blown down. People keep losing interest in faces because new ones come along every single second. I'm one at the moment. Tomorrow I won't be. That's cool. I'm not saying that when it does end, I'll be like, 'Yay! It's ending.' But I'll move on and do something else because that's what has to be done. It's about survival. If you're sad about it, then you're in the wrong job.
Keira Knightley
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We all face stormy times in our lives. Storms that can seem impossible to bear, however once the storm is over, we wonder to ourselves how we got through them and managed to survive. One thing is for certain, those storms we go through will change our lives and occasionally, we will not be the same people who walked into them.
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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For every part I get, there are probably three that I don't get. There is no real reason to get discouraged if you enjoy it enough, and if you remind yourself not to take it personally. It can be a challenge to avoid getting upset, but there is absolutely nothing you can do. There are often moments when I feel it's necessary to yell and cry over losing a role, but there's always something else around the corner... I've gotten to a point where I forget completely about an audition after it's over or at least I try to, and I move on as if I know I didn't get it. It may sound like a defeatist attitude, but it's important for the survival of your sanity as an actor.
Alison Pill
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Shubham Joshi
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
Alec Straub
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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It's difficult for positive inspiration to breath and survive in a complicated mind.
Terry Mark
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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