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Funny Teenage Girlsing Man Quotes & Sayings
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Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
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With the monstrous weapons man already has, humanity is in danger of being trapped in this world by its moral adolescents.
Omar Bradley
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A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone.
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How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like a real f*cked up piece of seaweed...
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Jack Handey
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A man has two options in a relationship: Either STAND UP and be the man she needs... or... SIT DOWN so she can see the one behind you!
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.
Miguel De Unamuno
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What is teenage love? It's staying up late for each other and barely staying wake in class the next day. It's passing each other between classes and stopping to say Hi, but ending up running to your next class right before the bell rings. It's going to the mall, wandering around hand in hand, with a silence that's comfortable. It's watching a movie in the theaters with his arm slowly creeping onto your shoulders, and you resting your head in his arms. It's walking around at night, for no reason at all; his chest, her head, looking at the stars. It's uncertainty of how long it will last, a risk you are both willing to take, even if it means you'll have a broken heart. It's not true love, not like, nor lust, nor infatuation. It's teenage love, here to stay, here to play with our hearts and never go away.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
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Teenage girls are scary...they always will be. And after they grow up, there will be a whole new breed of teenage girls being scary.
Michael Cera
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You know it takes a big man to cry, but it takes even a bigger man to laugh at that man!
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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Gay people: One man's junk is another man's treasure.
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome
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In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are
Chauncey Mitchell Depew
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