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Funny That Make People Day Quotes & Sayings
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Crazy people make me laugh, nice people make me cry, stupid people make me angry and a loving people make me fall in love..
Cherry Diaz
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
Unknown
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Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
Joe Restivo
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I can't even imagine how many indigenous people Columbus would have murdered if he didn't get Columbus Day off.
Unknown
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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I want to make films that make a difference. I want to be out and hope that that will make things better for gay people and for myself. I hope one day I can start to make the kind of projects or be involved with kind of projects that can really make a difference.
Jill Bennett
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.
Joe Harsel
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We want to make sure children aren't left without any books. We want to make sure our children have the books, that they have a place in the castle. We want to make sure that their mothers have affordable day care. We want to make sure we give the older people the care that they need.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
Unknown
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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bi...ing about other people not working really makes the day fly by.
Unknown
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
Unknown
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
Unknown
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For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy.
Aristotle
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If you think that finding a soul mate is all about having a perfect partner with a tag of awesomeness, then change the way you think. Soul mates are not any special people with some out of the world qualities. They are just ordinary people with an extraordinary passion to make a relationship work despite the odds, despite the complications and despite all the imperfections in their life. No one becomes your soul mate the very first day you meet them. It is a journey of two people in love who happen to be really good together in all circumstances. They just have this spark in their relationship which helps them to make compromises and overcome their imperfections in the most beautiful way. It is a relationship where things just work out and the bond just keeps getting stronger with each passing day.
Unknown
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May you make more of friends, and no enemies.May you make more money,and lose none.May you get blessed on St. Patrick's Day with Good Luck galore.
Unknown
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