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Funny Vacation Facebook Statusy Quotes & Sayings
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
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If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and fix it.
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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
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Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
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