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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Dwight Eisenhower
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Joe Rogan
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You left behind a broken heart, and happy memories too, but I never wanted memories,I only wanted you.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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I resolve to stop having meaningless s.. in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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