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Funny Wife One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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I love that new wife smell.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Military wife; I legally mess with government property.
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The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters
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A mans wife has more power over him than the state has.
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we sit around waiting for them to come home, hoping every day that they are okay and that they know how much we love them... our heroes.
Cierra Powell
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed - and I always felt phony doing them.
Pierce Brosnan
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It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed - and I always felt phoney doing them.
Pierce Brosnan
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.
Job 19:17
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It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
Proverbs 21:19
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In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.
Larry Hagman
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Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
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