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Funny Wife One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
E Joseph Cossman
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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Joey Adams
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye.
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is.
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My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
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My wife is a s.. object - every time I ask for s.., she objects.
Les Dawson
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As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
Julian Barnes
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If the military wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one.
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I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.
Dave Pelzer
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Army wife is the hardest job.
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always wrong and the other is the wife...
Raghav Singh
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I miss you like I missed my ex wife; but my aim is getting better!
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland
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I wish you were here or I would be there or we were together anywhere.
Unknown
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Last Saturday night, I got married, me and my wife settled down. Now me and my wife are parted, I'm gonna take another stroll downtown.
Lead Belly
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