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Guess What Jokes China Quotes & Sayings
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Already, China has undermined U.S. foreign policy in efforts to gain access to oil resources in Iran and Sudan. We simply cannot separate the political and economic values of oil.
Jo Ann Emerson
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I am a firm believer in free but fair trade. However the United States should not be on the losing end of trade agreements that are not enforced. It is time that we make China play fairly.
Elizabeth Dole
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China's idea of fair trade is government subsidies of its textile and apparel exports to the United States, currency manipulation, and forgiveness of loans by its government banks.
Virginia Foxx
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It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were more end of the world movies. This is more an end of the world movie.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
Neil LaBute
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That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it secretly true.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
Steven Wright
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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