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Happy Birth Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Happy Birth Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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We are African in origin and American in birth.
Timothy Thomas Fortune
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Personality is immediately apparent, from birth, and I don't think it really changes.
Meryl Streep
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Ibsen was Norwegian by birth, but universal in spirit.
Liv Ullmann
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Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!
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He has not lived badly whose birth and death has been unnoticed by the world.
Horace
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Nothing's changed. I just need everybody to trust in me like birth control. You know, because I'm always going to be there for you 99.9% of the time.
Chad Ochocinco
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I used to think it a pity that her mother rather than she had not thought of birth control.
Muriel Spark
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You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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There's a lot of labor involved in the birth of a new town.
Michael Richards
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Thou shalt not give birth reluctantly.
Otto Rank
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I'm in that awkward stage between birth and death.
Laura Bell Bundy
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And as long as you're subject to birth and death, you'll never attain enlightenment.
Bodhidharma
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Neither money nor position can atone to me for low birth.
Anthony Trollope
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Vaginal birth is for people who want to play by the rules.
Jenna Marbles
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Birth on U.S. territory has never been an absolute claim to citizenship.
Phyllis Schlafly
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When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to the trees.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.
Richard Neville
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Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. Be happy, not because everything is good, But because you can always find the good side of everything. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It simply means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
Kemmy Nola
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In life, the joys are not in doing things to make yourself happy, but the pleasure in seeing a smile on someone's face that you made happy.
Rashida Rowe
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Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.
Drake
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