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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Be happy with yourself so that others will be happy with you too!
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Being happy is a very personal thing, and it really has nothing to do with anyone else.
AnmolAndore
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Surround yourself with the people who make you happy and laugh so hard that you forget all the bad and sad things, and focus solely on good. After all life is too short to be anything but HAPPY.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.
Dan Quayle
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Don't let others steal your joy away or think you need them to be happy if that's the case you can do bad all by yourself. Live life like it's your last , keep smiling, keep living, keep dreaming most importantly keep doing what makes you happy never lose sight of your joy!
Telisa McLaughlin
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Our birth is nothing but our death begun, As tapers waste the moment they take fire.
Edward Young
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
James Thurber
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As soon as I gave birth, it was as if you understand them. They become people, not kids. You start to identify with them. You see yourself in them.
Julie Walters
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To give birth is a fearsome thing; there is no hating the child one has borne even when injured by it.
Sophocles
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I'm 100% against abortion unless you were ....d or you can die from giving birth. The only two exceptions in my book.
Unknown
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Death, after all, is the common expectation from birth. Neither heroes nor cowards can escape it.
Mike Peters
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If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
Franz Kafka
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Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more completely human traits are now born.
G Stanley Hall
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.
Jennifer Dunn
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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