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House Cleaning Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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For me, my business is my business and my house is my house. I don't want the public in my house.
Heidi Klum
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Yep just keep being inconsiderate making a mess and I'll just keep cleaning up after you even tho you just saw me clean.
Unknown
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I started my own little carpet and upholstery cleaning business. I've done it for 20 years. I live well.
Tommy Kirk
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A great thing about these trees is that they are excellent for cleaning, both groundwater, and of course, air.
Mike Lowry
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You cannot make women contented with cooking and cleaning and you need not try.
Ellen Henrietta Swallow Richards
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Some of us are like a shovel brigade that follow a parade down Main Street cleaning up.
Donald T Regan
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My mother came here to New York. She and my grandmother were domestics, cooking, cleaning for other people.
David Dinkins
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House: Husband described her as being unusually irritable recently. Dr. Cameron: And . . . ? House: I didn't realize it was possible for a woman to be 'unusually' irritable.
House MD
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Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece.
Nadia Boulanger
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Immigrants do more than help us win our wars, or set up cleaning shops or ethnic restaurants.
Stephen Ambrose
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I've always had the impression that real militants are like cleaning women, doing a thankless, daily but necessary job.
Francois Truffaut
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i have NO idea how to even begin cleaning and organizing my place up... damnit. I hate being frustrated.
Joel Zimmerman
6 Likes
Wake up to the cleaning lady knocking and shit I close the door so I can bake up.
Wiz Khalifa
13 Likes
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
4 Likes
Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up.
Unknown
159 Likes
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Superfund was passed with the good intention of cleaning up America's toxic waste sites.
Fred Thompson
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Its a great day to kill others shopping and cleaning up this Thanksgiving crap should be left to Grandma.
Unknown
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A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash
Puzant Kevork Thomajan
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When you're cleaning your room and find your old favorite toy and you immediately remember all the fun you had when you were little.
Unknown
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