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Hump Day Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow
Benjamin Franklin
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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.
Roseanne
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes.
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body.
Wendy Liebman
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.
Nikhil Saluja
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When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!
Jeff Shaw
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
Seth MacFarlane
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.
Marty Cohen
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