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I Swear To Drunk Im Quotes & Sayings
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Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.
Sydney Smith
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Oh, so woeful a kiss has never a lover recieved; if another come to know such a kiss I swear that it will not leave them unchanged.
Elinor Glyn
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If we loved again, I swear I'd love you right.
Taylor Swift
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I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man.
Rachel Green
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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear
Mark Twain
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When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Mark Twain
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Sorry I missed your birthday. I swear that this only happens to me like once a year.
Unknown
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My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship.
Moliere
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I mean I got enough to go around everything for the free. So you aint gotta smoke with me and my homies down to go at any one town and get this paper. I swear aint nobody do me no favors.
Wiz Khalifa
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I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great time being sober!
Unknown
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And I be rockin all type of colors, My swag is like a sauna (er), I be dressin like a hippie, You could swear I was a stoner.
Roscoe Dash
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Cooking grits and riding d..k. Swear she the best chef around. Pop that pus.., now let me see you doo doo brown.
Tyga
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I act like I dont care, but deep down, I SWEAR it kills me.
Unknown
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In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.
John Ratzenberger
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I swear girls are just retarded when it comes to relationships...most people are. A lot of immature games still being played...very sad.
Unknown
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
Joyce Brothers
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Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
Bruce Dickinson
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The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones.
Talib Kweli
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
Unknown
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