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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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The world is your mirror and your mind is a magnet. What you perceive in this world is largely a reflection of your own attitudes and beliefs. Life will give you what you attract with your thoughts think, act and talk negatively and your world will be negative. Think and act and talk with enthusiasm and you will attract positive results.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Real friendship or love is not manufactured or achieved by an act of will or intention. Friendship is always an act of recognition... in the moment of friendship, two souls suddenly recognize each other. It could be a meeting on the street, or at a party or a lecture, or just a simple, banal introduction, then suddenly there is the flash of recognition and the embers of kinship grow. There is an awakening between you, a sense of ancient knowing
John O Donohue
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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A guy and his girl were standing in front of a mirror: The girl asked, 'What do you see?' The guy smiled and said, 'The rest of my life.'
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While you're ignoring her, another guy is giving her attention... and while you're giving her problems, another guy is listening
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It's essential to understand...that the conscience doesn't act independently. It can only act upon a belief system. It is not a belief system. The conscience is not the law of God. It is not the voice of God. It is not moral law. It is simply a mechanism.
John Macarthur
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The wise respond. The foolish react. The wise think & then act. The foolish act and then regret.
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The wise respond. The foolish react. The wise think and then act. The foolish act and then regret.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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The first piece of art that I ever bought-when I could afford it-was a Warhol sketch from the period when he was just getting out of doing commercial work and more into art. It's a sketch of a young guy's face. I guess the gallery that I bought it from thought I would like it because the young guy kind of looked like James Dean.
James Franco
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Am I the only one that thinks it's cute when a guy calls a girl 'baby girl' but when a girl calls a guy 'baby boy' it's a little awkward?
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I want to be that guy to call her beautiful, Listen to her problems, be a shoulder to cry on. I want to be that guy who stays up late just to hear her voice, saying goodnight and good morning everyday. I want to let her know how much she means to me and how special she is. I want to grow old with her and kiss her softly. I sit here and think, Boy, how lucky I am to have such an amazing girl in my life. I will always be there for her.
Cameron Burzynski
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