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The act of forgiveness is the act of returning to present time. And that's why when one has become a forgiving person, and has managed to let go of the past, what they've really done is they've shifted their relationship with time.
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Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
Pablo Picasso
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OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment. By the kind of intelligence that sees in an exception a proof of the rule the wisdom of an act is judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be judged by the light that the doer had when he performed it.
Ambrose Bierce
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Congress did a good thing back in 1995 in passing the Deep Water Royalty Relief Act. That act did a simple thing. It provided automatic royalty relief for new leases for 5 years in the deep waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
Bobby Jindal
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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What every girl wants is... A guy that can accept your flaws, love you unconditionally, kiss you on your worst and calls you beautiful no matter what. A guy worth loving.
Christine Gallego
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Society teaches boys not to cry or show their feelings, then act surprised when some men act heartless.
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If you've got a one in a million guy don't let him get away, cause the next one in a million guy is a million guys away.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy, simply because the wrong guy usually says all the right things.
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Tired of being in the When Am I going to find a love club, I've come close, get a dose, but it just ain't enough. Right guy, wrong time, Right time, wrong guy. What's the use? Why even try?
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy
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Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
Aristotle
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The wise respond. The foolish react. The wise think and then act. The foolish act and then regret.
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Gambling is an act of faith of gamblers. Prophecy is an act of faith of the saints.
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Giving up because of obstacles is an act of cowardice, but giving up is not a cowarldy act when you give up the bad personality you have and look for a chance to be a better person.
John Ryan Violeta
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