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I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
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I respect a guy who ever cried for a girl. Cause its not easy to see a guy to cry. Girls. If a guy ever cried because of you. He's a keeper.
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The reason why some girls get with the (Bad boy type) is because they think if they get with the guy they'll become cool. The guy ends up using her and treating her like she's nothing, and still she wants him so badly. Until one day she grows up and realizes that the (Bad boys) are not so cool. That's when she looks for a good guy but what good guy wants a girl who's been ran through more times then a finish line? Not me!
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Oh you wanna be a muthafu..in funny guy? Don't make me break your Kevin Hart boy.
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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Former military guy & cop. Leprechauns freak me out.
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green.
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.
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The door guy, his name is Bobby. I have not slept with the doory guy. The door guy is a friend of mine and he's a perfectly good class of people. And what part of Long Island are you from? Wimbledon? -Erica Albright
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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Sorry Tim Tebow will just be another good-looking rich guy in New York City who won't have s.. with you.
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Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
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What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can't run away.
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That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
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Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new lies. I just cant choose.
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