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Jokes About Being Drunkeing Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
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We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dir.. jokes.
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.
Nikhil Saluja
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make jokes. no stress. love. live. life. proceed. progress
Lil Wayne
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
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One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.
Fred Willard
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
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Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.
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When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
Craig Ferguson
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Hit strip clubs find bi...es with big butts. I dont give a fu.. Im getting drunk, only live once.
Mac Miller
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