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Jokes About Snow Quotes & Sayings
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it secretly true.
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
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Summer is delicious. Rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
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He was so good with the kids on the set. He just knew exactly how to handle them. The baby would cry and Vin would hold him and do all these weird sounds and the baby would stop crying. It was really cute.
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You will say that everyone has seen landscapes and figures from childhood on. The question is: Has everybody also been reflexive as a child? Has everybody who has seen them also loved heath, fields, meadows, woods, and the snow and the rain and the s
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Someday I'll find my love...someone to call my own.
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If the book is good, is about something that you know, and is truly written, and reading it over you see that this is so, you can let the boys yip and the noise will have that pleasant sound coyotes make on a very cold night when they are out in the snow and you are in your own cabin that you have built or paid for with your work.
Ernest Hemingway
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