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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
Mark Twain
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It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals, but there is seldom any money in them.
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We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you.
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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
Mark Twain
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet
Mark Twain
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When I am king, they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.
Mark Twain
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I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception
Mark Twain
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark Twain
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To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.
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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
Mark Twain
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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.
Mark Twain
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At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
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Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.
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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
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Humor is tragedy plus time
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The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme
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Always obey your parents - when they are present.
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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