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New Girlfriend Status Quotes & Sayings
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Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
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My girlfriend caught me blow drying my pe..s...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a s..y answer.
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If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.
John Mayer
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.
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You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend.
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If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore.
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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If he loves you while he has another girlfriend, then he will love another girl when you are his girlfriend.
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