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Papers End Funny Quotes & Sayings
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All I know is what I read in the papers
Will Rogers
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Think I need a 2nd job, I have way too much month at the end of my money.
Unknown
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Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up elsewhere.
Unknown
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On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
Theodore Bikel
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Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.
Unknown
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It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
Bjork
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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It's funny how sometimes in a relationship you start and end the same way; STRANGERS!
Unknown
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The modern meaning of life's end-when does it end? How does it end? How should it end? What is the value of life? How do we measure it?
Don DeLillo
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There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years.
Ronald Biggs
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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Hillary Clinton
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When I'm 60, maybe, I'll look at my pile of papers and wonder, What really happened that year?
Christa McAuliffe
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And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.
Rube Goldberg
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
Jim Jefferies
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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis
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Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word.
Unknown
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James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
Will Ferrell
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But in the end, in the end one is alone. We are all of us alone. I mean I'm told these days we have to consider ourselves as being in society... but in the end one knows one is alone, that one lives at the heart of a solitude.
Harold Bloom
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More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginning of all wars - yes, an end to this brutal, inhuman and thoroughly impractical method of settling the differences between governments.
Franklin D Roosevelt
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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Hillary Clinton
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