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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.
David Sedaris
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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