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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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Life is too short. Live your life worthy while you're here. Because we're only here temporarily. Live life to the fullest!
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
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All diseases run into one, old age.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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