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Slap Stupid People Quotes & Sayings
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Actually, my favourite roles have been in theatre, but on TV, my faves were Slap Maxwell and Larry Sanders.
Megan Gallagher
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Unknown
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You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up there with you. I like brawling.
James Mattis
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I'm a good person, and I don't want to undermine anyone. I don't want to make anyone look stupid. I don't talk badly about people. I just try to be a nice girl, and that's the best way to stay out of it. Some people have such big egos that they have to knock people down just to get ahead. I'm just who I am, and I'm a person who's very lucky. But my life is my family, not my job. If it ever got too crazy I'd be like, 'Okay, I'm checking out now!'
Amanda Bynes
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It's sickening & stupid to harass & berate people just for being different. Lifes hard enough already.
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God must love stupid people, he made so many.
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Its great making people feel stupid for not remembering someone they never met!
Unknown
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Some girls use 'I dont care what people think!' as an excuse to do stupid things.
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It's stupid how people are against gay marriage and they're major homophobes. If anything you're the 'Ew' and the 'abomination.'
Unknown
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
Adam Carolla
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I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.
Eugene Levy
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When I meet the president, I'll be like, 'hey, it's the valedictorian of the electoral college!' and he'll slap my back and hand me a brew.
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I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.
Eugene Levy
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I guess I didn't swag enough. Stupid fruity pebble chain, Louis bag enough. Popping tags, model bi...es, couldn't brag enough. Bubble kushy, stupid loud patch it, lag enough.
Big KRIT
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Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
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You wanna know why I push people away? It's because I've been hurt too many times before. So many damn people have gone in and out of my life. Some because of stupid reasons, but others with no reason at all. I push people away, because I'm sick of getting attached. I push people away, because I'm tired of getting hurt when they never cared. I'm just sick and tired of it. I leave before I get hurt. Simple as that. Besides, if someone is meant to be in my life, they'll come back...somehow.
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The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligent.
Neal Stephenson
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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People want a result. Immigrant voters aren't stupid, and they're going to know who's on their side.
Tom Snyder
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