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Sony Leno Quotes & Sayings
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Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
Burt Reynolds
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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
Jay Leno
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I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
Jay Leno
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More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
Jay Leno
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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
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George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much.
Jay Leno
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I sell more records than Bruce Springsteen... If he got 100, I should have got 500. In the last five years, I've probably sold over 100 million records.By doing Idol I signed the biggest artist on the planet and it's called Idol because every single Idol winner is now signed through Sony BMG.
Simon Cowell
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
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The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.
Jay Leno
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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NBC - no body cares.
Jay Leno
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For the first time in history, s.. is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Jay Leno
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Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'
Jay Leno
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You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a bi....
Jay Leno
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd like some fries. The girl at the counter said, Would you like some fries with that?
Jay Leno
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Jay Leno
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Jay Leno
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Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
Jay Leno
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'Id like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Jay Leno
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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
Jay Leno
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