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I grew up as the ugly duckling. I was the only one with a dark skin and therefor I didn't really fit in. A lot of people made jokes of me as 'the adopted one.'
Eva Longoria
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. You see the trouble is he's very old fashioned. When he gives you an injection you have to bite on a bullet.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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What is the best s..ual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents!
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I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
Bob Woodward
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
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God didn't give us pain to hurt us. God gave us pain so we can conquer it, learn from it, and be our best because of it. Try not to let any type of pain keep you down. Physical, emotional, mental, psychological, etc, it doesn't matter. They are a gift from God. Stay strong, push through. The winner in the end will be you.
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
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What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did!
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
Sandra Bernhard
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When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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