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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.
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Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.
Rob Walton
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You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
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I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?
Ian St John
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
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The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.
Joseph David
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H Glasgow
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You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.
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I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
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Excuse me, here's your nose...I found it in my business.
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past. Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved.
Corey Feldman
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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic.
Heidi Montag
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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
David Letterman
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