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Think My Names Funny Do Yo Quotes & Sayings
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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Rich kids gave us their old clothes. They were the best clothes we ever had. We were these very pure, naive, poor children. The rich kids called us a lot of names but it never bothered us because we didn't know what the words meant.
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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