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Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to game the system, to beat the market or at least find someone who will pay you a lot of money, 'cause they're convinced that there is a free lunch.
Ron Bloom
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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I just let her slip away my grip got so weak, I think about her each hour each day each week we grew up together ending so far apart, as the distance grew further it broke my heart Even if you were a million miles away, the love that I feel grows each and every day I wait by the phone hoping to hear you call, a text an email no nothing at all I hear from friends that you moved onto someone new, but they'll never give as much love as I'd give to you maybe one day my scars will heal with time, but I will never forget my sweet valentine for me I let my first love get away, and my heart is now broken more than words could say so never take for granted the first love of your life, take her in open arms and make her your wife
Nit
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
Brendon Urie
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If I like a guy, I think a good way to feel that out is to go on group dates with people that you're comfortable with. So then you can get comfortable with the guy and just joke around, be yourself. Talk about music, movies, any hobbies that you have and then in no time you'll be comfortable around each other.
Victoria Justice
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I love this crazy, messed up, heart breaking, joyful, tear jerking, laughable, joke filled, memorable thing we call life.
Unknown
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It must be a cruel joke of nature that people who are so bad for us, make us feel so good.
Harrison Daniel
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I'm still scared to give another human being all of my love and affection being heart broken is no joke.
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We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.
Carol Vorderman
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I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh.
Luke Wilson
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You're going to make mistakes. You're going to go about some things the wrong way. That said, be wise enough to hit the reset button and get over it quickly and make a joke out of it.
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Talk shit bi..., I don't give a fu... You ain't nothin but a joke, we're laughing at you.
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the s..: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
Eddie Izzard
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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A simple 'bye' could make us cry, a simple 'joke' could make us laugh and a simple 'care' can make us fall in love.
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
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Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
Garrison Keillor
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I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
Owen Hart
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Everybody has theyre own audience you know what Im saying. I write rhymes and make music for the people that I fell wanna hear my music. They write rhymes and make music for the people they feel wanna hear theyre music.
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