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When I Get Married I Want A Mother In Law Quotes & Sayings
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Voltaire
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Voltaire
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Voltaire
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Here's to my mother-in-law, who still calls me a son... But I never let her finish the sentence.
Unknown
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The end of law is not to abolish or restrain, but to preserve and enlarge freedom. For in all the states of created beings capable of law, where there is no law, there is no freedom.
John Locke
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All the research shows that being married, with all its ups and downs, is by far the most effective way of making young men law-abiding and giving them a sense of purpose and self-worth.
Ferdinand Mount
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I saw six men kicking and punching the Mother-in-law. My neighbour said, 'Are you going to help?' I said, 'No, six should be enough!'
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Henny Youngman
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A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
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My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very good role model for that. And, you know, it's just a number.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Hubert H Humphrey
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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Josh Billings
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Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Japanese Prover
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The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
Robert Benchley
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They said I was a married mother of two but the record sounded like an indie album and they didn't know how to market it! This country is incredibly s..ist, as is the music and media industry.
Siobhan Fahey
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There is no theoretical study of motherhood. You know, before I became a mother, I did play a mother, but I was like - I was more thinking of my own mother. I was doing my mother.
Joan Chen
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
Sholom Aleichem
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My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.
Patricia Heaton
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Phyllis Diller
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