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Witty Facebook Statuts Quotes & Sayings
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's been doing all along...
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be.
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Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in 'Updating' their own.
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The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004.
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Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers?
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Every time I see an awesome picture I double click it. I keep double clicking it until I remember I'm on Facebook not on instagram.
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You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
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LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE BUT DONT PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHTBOOK. REALBOOK, STUNTBOOK, WHY PEOPLE GOTTA FRONTBOOK. THIS IS DONE ONLY ON FACEBOOK!!! MAYBE IT SHOULD BE CALLED FAKEBOOK!!!
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