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Being Single Man Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.
Lorna Adler
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A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
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When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles.
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I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves.
Shirley MacLaine
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Lori Gottlieb
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
Terry Mark
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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Single means the cute secretary is fair game.
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Single and ready to mingle? That's just another way to say I'm desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes.
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Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
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Because I'm single I don't have to change my life because someone else has jealousy issues.
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Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
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I asked my boyfriend if he already knows what he's going to be for Halloween. He replied: "Single."
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Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito when you are single.
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If you are single you don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.
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