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Boobs Funny Qoutations Quotes & Sayings
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I look like a transs..ual. Im a woman, but Im super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, I look like a transvestite! I love it.
Sofia Vergara
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My boobs went from a 34C to an E. Now that they're going down, they're a little bigger than I want. I want to even out my body a little. I love my legs, and I love my butt, but everything else I hate.
Kendra Wilkinson
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Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have?
Beavis And Butthead
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Growing up, I was horribly self-conscious about how skinny I was. You think it's never going to be as horrible as sixth, seventh, eighth grade when all the other girls are getting boobs. Now, all of a sudden, it's back to people saying things to me again.
Ellen Pompeo
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I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
Clarie Sargent
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids...I'm doing all right. I'm 33. I don't look in the mirror and go, 'Oh, I look fantastic!' Of course I don't.
Kate Winslet
4 Likes
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Besides my big boobs, it is probably my hourglass shape that is my best feature. I play off of that a lot. I like that I have a lot on top and a lot on the bottom.
Katy Perry
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Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good?
Joe Dirt
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You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave. -Fat Amy
Pitch Perfect
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I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome! Im scared because if I go under anesthesia, Im scared Im going to be awake the whole time.
Snooki
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect!
Unknown
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Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real while some are fake.
Unknown
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I love boobs. Save breast cancer.
Unknown
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The thing about legs is youre born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But youre either blessed with attractive legs or youre not. Thats what makes them so s..y.
Stacy Keibler
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My nickname was Big Boobs McGee .At that time, my breasts were much bigger, and firm, and delicious. I was 15 to 20 pounds heavier than I am now...I would wear shirts that were low-cut and the teachers would tell me that I couldn't wear them, and I'd point to another girl who was wearing the same thing, and they would say, 'Well, it looks different on her.' It wasn't fair.
Lady Gaga
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Being a girl relly sucks I would rather be a guy, I love to be outside and hang in the woods, I dont even want to have s.. ever, it grosses me out I hve been in plenty relationships with men but I dont wanna have my period nd I hate having boobs and having to do my hair all of the time
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There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m not into pain. The third thing is using athletic spray adhesive on your butt to keep your swimsuit in place. I did do that. So one out of three ain`t bad.
Jeri Ryan
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