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Funny 20th Birth Quotes & Sayings
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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I mean, certainly it's the single biggest event, I think, in terms of popular entertainment, or art even, if you say that, of the 20th Century. It's been film. It's the 20th Century's real art form.
Sydney Pollack
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If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.
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The 20th century taught us how far unbridled evil can and will go when the world fails to confront it. It is time that we heed the lessons of the 20th century and stand up to these murderers. It is time that we end genocide in the 21st century.
Allyson Schwartz
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
John Keegan
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John Parrott
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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