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Funny Dysfunctional Familysapp Status Cool Quotes & Sayings
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit.
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People who come from dysfunctional families are not destined for a dysfunctional life.
Bo Bennett
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We live in a very dysfunctional society, and this is a very, very dysfunctional Administration.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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Everyone is dysfunctional. The most dysfunctional people are the ones that refuse to admit they are! Why have we all been wearing a mask and hiding when we all feel the same pain?!
Melanie Tonia Evan
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're just that cool...
Tanya Bianco
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I play a guy who believes he's a king. He's the most common man in the world; in fact his family, like his suits, are just make-up. It's about dysfunctional people and dysfunctional relationships.
James Caan
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
Woody Allen
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I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
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Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Charles Dickens
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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