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Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Tommy Cooper
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Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment...
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
Nikhil Saluja
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
Risa Schizophrenia
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
Edgar Bergen
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I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
Harry Hill
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
Bo Burnham
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Relationship status: Looking for a WIFI connection.
Evans Amecha
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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