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Funny Jokes On Police Quotes & Sayings
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
Milton Jones
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
Nikhil Saluja
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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