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If you sleep with a married man...You are a sorry excuse for a woman. Stop being comfortable being the other woman, get yourself another man.
Unknown
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The man is not of the woman, but the woman of the man; neither was the man created for the woman, but the woman for a man
Bertrand Russell
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Every woman's heart has instructions. They are written in her eyes, in her smile, through her actions and in her tears. All she has to do is run into someone who cares enough to read them.
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox
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It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to walk.
Unknown
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At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
Mark Klein
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A real woman makes her own decisions in life. Shes responsible, and doesnt follow but she leads. Shes always about accomplishing goals, and she never settles for anything less because shes a woman, and nothing more.
Bryan Burden
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If you start a relationship being the other woman, you will never be the only woman.
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A real woman doesn't hate on another woman. She gives props and compliments instead of insults.
Sonya Parker
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The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman.
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You can break down a real woman temporarily but a real woman will always pick up the pieces, rebuild herself and come back even stronger than ever.
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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Oscar Wilde
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
WCFields
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Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
WCFields
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
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PMS = Prepare to Meet Satan.
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When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age?
Friedrich Nietzsche
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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
Lord Byron
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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