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Funny Older Parents Quotes & Sayings
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I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have children. I just assume it will happen and that it's the right way to do things. It's a deeply Indian custom, that you kind of inherit your parents and your spouse's parents and you take care of them eventually.
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I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.
Dave Barry
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As you get older you realize that the 'Cool' parents were actually just bad parents.
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Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them.
Oscar Wilde
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I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea', there was only one thing to do-break his head. When I got older, I realized that you shouldn't do it that way. I realized that you've got to do it through education. Children are not to blame. It is the parents. How can a child know whether his playmate is an Italian, a Jew or Irish, unless the parents have discussed it in the privacy of their homes.
Frank Sinatra
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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The beauty of spacing children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have time to learn the mistakes that were made with the older ones - which permits them to make exactly the opposite mistakes with the younger ones.
Sydney J Harris
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I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
Unknown
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler
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'I want to date someone older than my parents.' Said no one ever.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen
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Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you.
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As you get older you have more respect and empathy for your parents. Now I have a great relationship with both of them.
Hugh Jackman
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The thing you realize as you get older is that parents don't know what the Hell they're doing and neither will you when you get to be a parent.
Mark Hoppus
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What I am finding now is that my audience is getting younger as I get older, which is a very good thing as you know - you don't want them to get older as you get older.
Russell Banks
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My agent didnt want me on Disney because Im older. But honestly, Im not ready for older roles yet, or even the things older girls do. I am still young.
Ashley Tisdale
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If there's any advice I could give younger people it's listen to your parents. As I get older I'm finding out just how they were right and I was wrong...
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Raymond Duncan
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