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Funny Rainy Day Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Victoria Wood
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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