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Kevin Hart Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
Kevin Hart
109 Likes
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These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
Kevin Hart
112 Likes
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!
Kevin Hart
333 Likes
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
Kevin Hart
287 Likes
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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
Kevin Hart
182 Likes
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How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
Kevin Hart
305 Likes
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%
Kevin Hart
123 Likes
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Kevin Hart
183 Likes
Well, you somebody's ni..., wearin this ni... tie.
Kevin Hart
70 Likes
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Kevin Hart
66 Likes
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Get off Facebook while in church.
Kevin Hart
184 Likes
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
59 Likes
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
Kevin Hart
298 Likes
This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.
Kevin Sorbo
4 Likes
I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
Owen Hart
13 Likes
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I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Kevin Hart
54 Likes
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby Tubby.
Kevin Hart
170 Likes
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Kevin Hart
101 Likes
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single..
Kevin Hart
572 Likes
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When I came into the WWF, the first thing I really didn't want to have was being Bret Hart's little brother.
Owen Hart
10 Likes
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